Are you bored of being told how wonderful the world cup is? Have you no interest in the formation Iran will be using against some other dreadful country you’ll never visit? Why not spice up your life with a refreshing alternative from Gods and Monsters and drink your tasty beverages from the serial killers and wrong’uns commemorative mugs. Show some pride in your nation along with your complete lack of taste and decency.
Here we have Harold Shipman playing for England. He’s actually the world’s top scorer (though it’s claimed by Harry Kane) but you wouldn’t know due to how quiet and careful he is on the job.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy